Do you know pets that act weird like if they were people they would be weird?

My aunts cat cannot look anyone in the eye. It just looks at your forhead. Then there are those dogs that just stare at you with blank looks on their faces. There was this fish in my office tank that would swish away every time someone would walk near the tank. Then there was this parrot at my neighbors house that would just shriek out this awful noise for no reason whatsoever.