Any BA basketball stoRies.?

aight so this cracker who thinks he d rose was wearing his bulls jersey (d rose) was guarding me. I'm sf for my team (bout 5'0) and I can kill threes. Aight well the Craker said you can't make it and I was like yea son? And I'm dribblin left handed. This d rose kid went for a steal. (he knew I wasn't good at left handed dribblin and went for the steal(diving like on 2k11.) I went between the legs. And he left me with a wide shot. I looked back at him and saw him looking at me. I shot for three. Right after my shot, I just walked away like nothing happened happened. Walkin away. I heard SWISH!